No….I didn’t eat a cat’s tail. Don’t get excited. Well, at least knowingly, I didn’t;). We’re just wondering where all of the cats’ tails have gone. Mostly because they’re not on the cats.
John and I had been here for only a few short days when we began to notice this strange phenomenon. Unfortunately, we haven’t been able to capture the tailess cats on film. As you can imagine, they are a bit skittish. And, we forget our camera quite a bit.
Perplexed by these felines, John and I decided to investigate. We surveyed our Singaporean friends asking them one simple question: “why do many of the cats in Singapore not have tails.” They are responded as if they were surprised that we noticed these cats and then asked if the cats in the US were like this. The only tailless cats I can recall having seen in the US are stray cats that have gotten into fights and lost. Or barely won. Anyway, our friends had no idea why some cats here have tails and some cats don’t. So we went to a wise source where anyone in their twenties would go to find answers life’s perplexing questions…
…Google. To our dismay and befuddlement, Google did not have the answer. Instead, it had a listing of possible reasons Indonesian cats don’t have tails. You can see Indonesia from the shores of Singapore so I figured some of the reasons had to be the same…right? Wait until you see these.
- Because the evil people of Indonesia cut them off. For fun.
- It’s a genetic defect caused by inbreeding.
- Because the weird people of Jakarta cut them off. For aesthetic purposes.
- Because they fall asleep on the roads and cars run over their tails.
- The large number of strays leads to large numbers of particularly vicious catfights, in which tails are lost.
- The maid shut the door on their tail.
- Children put elastic bands around their tails when they were kittens.
- Jakarta’s monster rats prey on stray kittens, preferring the tail as a delicacy.
- An ancient queen put her wedding ring around her cat’s tail for some unknown (but presumably tragic) reason. All Indonesian cats are descended from this regal (but truncated) feline. This story can be eliminated due to Lamarckian evolution being disproved in the 19th century.
- They want to be as cool as Hello Kitty, who has a tiny stub tail.
The only other story I found was from Malaysian folklore. I could find no scientific research. Maybe it’s just a species of bobtail cat. I’m sure they have that in Malaysia (the other country you can see from the Singapore shore). The tail length is so varied, that on “Lost Cat” posters, “tail length” is a point of identification. Our dilemma really is quite frustrating!
As soon as we discover the answer to our cat cunumdrum, we’ll be sure to let you all know! For now, I’m off to give the apartment a good cleaning and to by some milk (not from China, I assure you). I start my new job tomorrow and I want to be fresh and ready to take on the world. Or, at least Singapore.
Until next time…we miss you!!!!












