A few skewers through the face, tongue, and body, then a 5km walk…Thaipusam!!!

Today we saw a man take an eight inch spear shaped skewer, pierce his cheek with it, run it through his mouth and then out the other cheek.  Then, the same man took a similar spear, and, this time, pushed it through his tongue and connected it with the “cheek spear” where they crossed.  These piercings were only a few of the many adorning his body.  Then, he placed a cage on top of himself (secured with spikes into his body), and added a few more hooks and decorations to his arms and other areas of his body.  Then, he proceeded to walk 5 kilometers through the streets of Singapore.  And, he was only one of thousands of men who participated in this procession. This is all of part of the Hindu celebration of Thaipusam.  I have tons of pictures and will post them throughout and then put a gallery at the end.  Enjoy!!!:)

This morning started out like any Sunday morning, John and I went to church.  But then, the day became a lot more interesting with our trip to little India.  On our way into Little India is when we first saw Thaipusam.

Our first view of Thaipusam

Our first view of Thaipusam

Our first glimpse at this celebration was watching devotees processing down the street bearing their kavadis (burdens).  More on Kavadis and Thaipusam later.  Before we could go exploring, we needed some nourishment!  So, we met some good friends for lunch at an Indian buffet.  The food was a bit spicy (I’m still working my way up in the world of spiciness) but it was delicious!  To make up for the food I couldn’t eat because of the spice, I made sure to devour some nan (bread).  Thank goodness for nan!!!:)

Then off to the Srinivasa Peruma Hindu Temple for Thaipusam!  On the way there, we met our good friend Heather (who is a fantastic photographer).  This was her third year, so she could show us around.  When we got to the temple, what we saw was amazing–and sensory overload.  The smell of incense was thick in the air, the sound of beating drums was deafening and brightly colored devotional decorations surrounded us.  We didn’t know where to start!  Finally, we wondered over to the “preparation” area where the men were preparing to mount their “kavadis” (burdens).  A kavadi is a cage like structure that can way up to 15kg (more than 30 pounds) and is worn over the heads of the devotees.  It is secured in placed by spikes that run from the cage into the skin (piercing the skin on the chest and back).  Most devotees with spikes had at least a couple dozen of these in their bodies.  Others carry the weight of the kavadi on their shoulders, but have chain embellishments that are attached to the skin via fish hook type hooks.  And be attached to the skin, I mean hooked into the skin.

Man with kavadi

Man with kavadi

In addition, some devotees place hooks into their backs that hold fruit, such as limes.  They’ll have ten or twenty pieces of fruit hanging from their backs via hooks.  Large hooks.  The most disturbing part is you can see the stressed flesh pulling as the hooks bear the weight.  All of the devotees carring kavalis (with spikes and hooks) are men.  Women and children can participate and carry a wooden, spikeless version of the kavadi.  More on that later.  Other men drag altars.  They don’t pull them with their hands.  Instead, they attach the altars to chains which are attached to large hooks.  You guessed it!  The hooks are inserted into the back of the devotee and he pulls the alter by the skin of his back.  He is followed by friends, but not to help him.  Not at all.  In fact, the friends pull the altar back against the devotee–this is to test his faith.  It is truly an incredible sight.

Having his face pierced

Having his face pierced

Once we got our bearings straight among the incense the beating drums, we came upon the young man I described earlier–he was being placed under his kavadi.  We watched his “helpers” (how helpful this is is debateable:)) insert the spikes for his kavadi into his bare chest and bare back.  He bit down on a lime as the metal pierced his flesh.  Gives a whole new meaning to biting the bullet, huh?  After several minutes of watching the spikes and hooks being inserted into his flesh, we saw something that both amazed us and made our stomachs turn.  We watched the man’s helpers pierce his cheeks and his tongue with skewers.  This is a practice that keeps the devotees from being able to talk.  Supposedly, this helps them keep their mind on God.  To pierce his face, they started with his left cheek and pushed until the skewer cleared the flesh and was into his mouth.  Then, they pushed the skewer out through the right cheek.  Next, the he stuck out his tongue.  Down went the skewer all the way through the tongue.  The helpers then offered the devotee a drink through a straw.  For your viewing pleasure, I got a video of the piercing!  But, unfortunately, I ran out of battery as the skewer was exiting the mouth through the cheek.  I missed all of the tongue piercing.  Check it out on Facebook!

Finished Product!

Finished Product!

After twenty minutes of this guy, we moved on.  We heard drumming and chanting from the back of the temple, so, of course, we had to check it out.  We couldn’t make it through the crowd very well to see, but we could see a devotee at the center of the circle getting his forehead pierced.  The man piercing him was not only pushing the spike through the flesh, but pushing it very hard (to the point of beating).  Every few seconds, he gave the devotee a break and the devotee, who was in a trance-like state, would go into a frenzy.  He was going so wild that his friends had to hold him down to prevent him from hitting onlookers.  This entire celebration is extremely religious and the followers are extremely devoted.  It’s incredible.

At this point, we walked around, saw a few more kavadis and men being pierced then decided to head to the other temple.  Thaipusam involves more than just the men being pierced.  The devotees them embark on a journey to another temple, in this case, about five kilometers (a little over 3 miles) away.  The devotees walk barefoot (on hot pavement–the weather here today was around 90 degrees Fahrenheit so you can imagine how hot the pavement was) bearing their kavadis the entire way.  So, we did what most westerners do–hopped in a cab–and went to the other temple to see the final part of the journey.

Man who had plants hooked onto his body

Man who had plants hooked onto his body

Once we got there, we realized the only way into the temple was to fall into the procession–so we did.  We can now say that we have officially walked in a Hindu procession.  What we saw was incredible.  We joined in with devotees (and supporters) who had already marched five kilometers and prepared to march into the temple.  We came across a woman at this point who chose to participate.  She carried a wooden kavadi (no piercings to hold this up).  Her face and tongue were pierced.  She seems to be in a lot of pain–you can tell from the picture in the gallery.  Standing in front of her was a man who had plants attached to his body by hooks.  On the front and the back–to look at his chest you would think he was a walking plant:)

Once inside the temple, and after removing our shoes, we watched the men bearing their kavadis make their offerings to the God and do one final dance at the altar.  The dance seemed like another frenzy, with their supporters clapping and chanting wildly, and them bouncing their burdens up and down.  Check out our video of this on Facebook.  Then, the priest (or equivalent thereof) blessed them with ash to place in the center of their foreheads.  Next, off to the “kavadi removal tent” where the hooks and skewers are removed.

Leaving the temple

Leaving the temple

The removal is where the blood starts to flow.  Luckily, we didn’t see too much.  We did see two men have their cheek and lip skewers removed.  This process almost seemed more painful than the first.  The helpers initially remove the spears from the men’s chests and backs and then the hooks from their arms and other places on their body they have pierced.  Then, once the burden has been removed, they begin to remove the facial piercings.  They start with the tongue, swiftly pulling the skewer upward.  Next, the cheeks.  The helper places his hand with one finger on each side of the mouth (the outside points of the spear) and with some fingers on the inside.  Very carefully, the skewer is removed.  Some of the blessing ash is then placed on the wounds.  I’m not certain of this, but perhaps this is to bless the wounds.  It also seemed to stop the bleeding.

What an incredible day.  Days like today are such a blessing and I am so grateful to live in Singapore to experience them.  Although seeing a man’s cheeks and tongue being pierced is slightly disconcerting, it certainly gives insight into different cultures and ways of life.

That’s it for today, everyone!  Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaipusam for more information on Thaipusam.  And as always, we miss you!!!  Check back soon:)  Oh, and check out the picture gallery below!

Random stories from the ‘pore.

Dear all,

It’s been a pretty typical week, but I thought I would highlight a few of the better stories.  They just seem entertaining.

The first is my adventure to the Arab Quarter–a section of Singapore mostly populated by people from the Arab world and Malaysia.  This part of town is home to a beautiful mosque (Sultan Mosque) with a gorgeous gold dome and ornate architectural detail.  I love to go here and shop for fabrics (if I ever have a good reason to need fabric) and neat dresses, shaws, and jewelery.  Their merchandise is beautiful.  Anyway, on my way home from the Arab quarter, I was waiting to cross the street to get back to the MRT.  A Chinese man approached me and proceeded to ask me where I was from.  I told him I lived in Singapore (always start with this answer–a lesson I learned long after moving here).  Much of the time, locals will strike up conversation before trying to sell you something (like tissues, etc.).  Begging is illegal in Singapore.  Many people who would otherwise be “beggars” have small things they are trying to sell like tissues or candy.  I was prepared for the salespitch but that’s not what came next.  He asked me how I liked China.  I told him I had never been to China.  He then informed me that I was in China.  Hmm…I thought to myself.  I then reconfirmed what he said…”I’m in China?  I thought this was Singapore.”  He assured me I was in China.  Thankfully, by this point, the light changed and I was able to cross the street.  Looking back, I realize I was never in any danger, I just felt sorry for this man and really wanted to help him, but my first thought was to cross the street.  A sweet British couple came up to me a few seconds later and told me they had been watching to make sure everything was ok.  This type of things doesn’t happen very often in Singapore, and as funny as it may seem that a man told me I was in China while I was in the Arab quarter…it made me stop and think.

My newest adventure is teaching English!  Our church has an ESL (English as a Second Language) Program designed to teach adults to speak English.  I randomly went to teacher training one week and, before I knew it, had volunteered to teach a class!  Not just any class though, I volunteered to teach and Intro level class.  Intro level students speak no English when they enter the classroom (after intro, it goes through level 5).  In fact, the first lesson is how to say “hello, my name is…”  Fortunately, since it’s the middle of the academic year, I got to pick up at Unit 8, so they know a little bit of English, but not much.  I compare it with me during Spanish 1 (or Spanish 11 all you FU people).  I just knew a few of the basics.  My students are from all over Asia.  I have students from Japan, Korea, China, Indonesia, and Taiwan.  And, my fabulous assistant teacher, Yoshie, is from Japan.  As a result, the only common language is English, which is what we’re learning.  It’s going to be a challenge, but I am so excited!  Our first class went really well–Yoshie you did a great job!  I’ll update more about this soon…

My last story for today is another installment in John’s haircut saga.  To recap, John’s first haircut here was at the haircutting school (where they had trouble because he had the hair of a foreigner) and his last few haircuts have been from a vending machine.  You insert ten dollars, receive a ticket, then wait in line for a ten minute haircut from a Japanese trained barber.  Very interesting.  His last haircut was from me!  Yes, it’s true…I cut his hair.  The last time I gave a haircut was to Grant at Governor’s Scholars and even then I just helped Ruby Marie do it.  And, if I recall correctly, he ended up with a bald spot on the side of his head.  John had been trying to convince me to do this for a while.  He told me that it was both more time efficient and cost efficient.  So, why wouldn’t we do it?  Hmm…maybe because my only haircutting experience involved a bald spot on a seventeen year old?  Seemed like a good reason to me.  Anyway, I sat him down in a chair and put a “Family Guy” on TV to distract him.  He wanted to play the Wii, but I thought there would be too much movement and he might lose an ear.  So, I cut and cut and finally got his hair to look somewhat normal.  It was such a relief.  No bald spots, lost ears, or lopsided hair.  I need to keep practicing–I cut so little off it does’t even look like he got a haircut–but I’m making progress nonetheless:)

This weekend John and I are headed to a Hindu festival called Thaipusam in Little India.  This festival involves the followers piercing themselves with swords and needles and walking over hot coals.  This should be interesting…be on the lookout for an update soon.

HAPPY FRIDAY and thanks for reading!!!  We miss you all:)

Cruisin’ down the Straits of Malacca

Happy Chinese New Year!  Gong xi fa cai!

We’re back!  And our cruise was wonderful!!!  The food was wonderful (I didn’t have a bit of rice on the boat!!!), the people were wonderful, and the world around here is beyond beautiful.  We started off last Friday with a trip to John’s office Chinese New Year Party.  We got observe the lion dance and participate in Lou Hei–a traditional Chinese New Year dish that involves mixing lots of ingredients with chopsticks then using the chopsticks to lift the mixture as high out of the bowl as you can.  The higher you lift/throw the mixture, the more prosperous you will be in the new year.  So, of course, it was a contest to see who could throw it the highest.  We did this again on again on the cruise ship–hopefully, we’ll be doubly properous during the Year of the Ox!  After this we watched the lion dance through the office.  The lion is a traditional Chinese costume with two acrobats underneath–one is the body, the other is the head.  The longer the lion’s body, the more propserity the lion will ensure for your home/office.  The lion roamed through all of the office hallways to bless it with propserity for the new year.  After these festivities–we were off for the cruise!!!!

We took a Royal Caribbean Cruise from Singapore and headed to Port Kelang, Malaysia and Phuket, Thailand before coming back to lovely Singapore.  We took off from Singapore on Friday evening and enjoyed a delicious steak dinner (you can’t get large quanities of meat here unless you go to expensive, western restaurants, so this was a treat!) and then went to their traditional opening show (Furman people who went on our Spring Break Cruise–you know what I’m talking about!).  Then–off to bed–it had been a long day.

We woke up the next morning in Malaysia.  That’s the great thing about cruises–you go to sleep in one country and wake up in another!  Port Kelang is Kuala Lumpur (KL)’s ocean port about 45 kilmeters from the city.  We went to KL a couple of months ago and were a little hesitant to pay the US$70 cab fare to get there and back–especially when there was so much to do on and around the ship!  We asked our friend Roxana (she worked at the pizza stand on the ship) what we should do in Port Kelang.  She told us of hug coconut shakes at the local hawker centre, so off the ship we went to get the cocunut shake.  Check out how big this thing is–and for only US$2!  *The pictures are at the end in a gallery…for some reason, that’s how I had to do it for this entry…

Then, we got back on the ship and headed out to Thailand.  Crusing through the Straits of Malacca is nothing like cruising in the Caribbean.  The Straits of Malacca is the busiest sea route in the world, so, instead of seeing nothing but ocean, we saw hundreds of ships.  Cargo ships, fishing ships, even oil tankers all along the route.  And, we also saw hundreds of small Malaysian desert islands all that look like they’re straight out of “Robinson Crusoe.”  Other than the oil tankers, it looked like paradise.

The next day, we arrived in Phuket, Thailand and the most beautiful beach either of us has ever seen.  We landed on a beach called “Patong Beach,” the self-proclaimed Las Vegas of Phuket, but even the cheap neon hotels couldn’t ruin how beautiful this beach was.  It was breath-taking.  After going ashore, we were hastled by at least ten different cab drivers (none of whom drove licensed cabs, by the way…watch out for that) offering to show us “honeymooners…haha” around for 800 Thai Baht (around US$20) for the day.  Anywhere we go, people assume we’re honeymooners.  I guess that’s a good thing:)  After politely declining, we began to explore the beach with our camera.  What we saw was amazing–hotels and tourists on the beach, but just upstream, people living in poverty, sleeping in hammocks suspended above the water and in houses on stilts.  We even saw a woman with a fire on the beach, trying to cook something we assume.  We saw a fisherman wading in the water with his net trying to get something to eat for the day.  All of this within mere meters of the beach bars.  Amazing.

John and I then set off to explore the community of Patong Beach.  After grabbing a refreshing strawberry smoothie at a thatch roof “Aussie Beach Bar” we took to the streets.  We were walking along, declining Thai massages (there are about a dozen young girls sitting at the front of every massage parlor trying to get patrons–I don’t think they were trying to get ME to go in;), when we looked up and noticed the mass of powerlines.  Take a look at this picture–it’s crazy!

We then went to a market where we found some beautiful Thai silk and a painting on a piece of Mulberry paper.  This market was airconditioned–my kind of place in the South Pacific!  Then, the highlight of our trip….

…we had dinner with Mr. Pete Grivetti!  Yes, Pete who hasn’t been back to the States in more than a year and a half.  He hasn’t changed a bit–it was so great to see him!!!  We went to a fabulous dinner (after a Thai waitress offered to lay across the road to stop traffic so we could come into her restaurant) and had some traditional Thai cuisine.  I had my Pad Thai (much better than Thaicoon–I promise!), John and a green curry (spicy, but good), and Pete had some other kind of spicy rice dish, the name of which I forgot.  We caught up for a while then wandered back to our ship because we had to set sail!  We had far too little time with Pete, but it was so good to see him:)

Our day in Phuket was also Chinese New Years Eve so we arrived back onto the ship to a big party.  We had another big dinner (I don’t think either of us have been that full in a long time) and then went to the ships main area for the big balloon drop!  It was midnight, the balloons dropped, and all of a sudden, it sounds like gunshots all around us.  Apparently, in Chinese culture, when balloons drop at midnight, it’s good luck to pop them–all of them you can get your hands on.  So, imagine if you can, it’s midnight, a few hundred Chinese people are diving all over the center atrium of the ship to grab ballons and trying to pop them.  John and I are cracking up in the corner.  It was a pretty great sight:)

Our last day was a day at sea, full of food, an art auction (we learned a lot!), and some time reading by the pool.  It was a very relaxing way to spend the Chinese New Year.  The next morning, sadly, we returned to a rainy Singapore.  Tuesday was also a Public Holiday (the CNY celebration lasts for two weeks!), so most everything was closed.  It was a very different sight in such a bustling city.

The Cruise was amazing although not the same without our Cruise Director (Sharkey) and the crew from our last cruise.  We miss you guys so much.

More adventures to come soon!!!

John and CB Go to the Redlight District and Eat Stingray…

It’s true….we ventured to Singapore’s Red Light District last Friday evening.  We went with some work colleagues of John to have some of the best food in town.  Believe me–the food is delicious.  We rode the MRT and then walked through streets that looked like those of China (so I’ve been told) which, actually, is a rarity in Singapore.  It was a bit dirtier than the rest of the city and the clientele were who I assume to be standard to any red light district–only not quite as extreme as I had pictured.  We stopped at a little restaurant that served beef kway teo–a Singaporean/Chinese noodle dish with a delicious sauce and bits of beef.  We also enjoyed some coffee pork, frog legs, and fried tofu.  What a meal!  The entire situation reminded me of trying to pick good BBQ restaurants in the southeast US.  The surroundings–and restaurant–may be a bit sketchy, but the food is fabulous.  In other words, the sketchier the better (remember Turpins all my FU friends???).  The same is true over here.  If you’re looking for good, cheap Chinese food, quite often, the sketchier the place, the better the food.  Oh, and the more MSG they use:)  Here is a picture of the general area.

Geylang--Red Light District Singapore

Geylang--Red Light District Singapore

After dinner, we decided to wander the streets in search of a fruit stand.  Geylang also has some of the best fruit markets in town.  Many of our group, which included people from Singapore, the US, and Japan, had yet to try the Durian, the national fruit of Singapore.  Big deal, you might think, trying a national fruit from a tropical nation can’t be that bad.  WRONG!!!  This fruit looks like a porcupine and smells like rotten meat and cheese that have been blended together.  In fact, the smell is so rancid that the Public Transportation Authority has banned durians from all forms of public transport, including buses and the MRT (metro).  These signs can be found everywhere…

Logical sequence...right?

Logical sequence...right?

Sorry the picture is so small.  But, I think you get the picture.  This fruit is rank.  But we all decided to try it.  The texture of the fruit is hard to describe.  It’s fleshy and feels like skin would if it wasn’t supported by bones.  And the smell when you open the shell is more intense than when the shell is intact.  This fruit got it right in defending itself from predators.  Too bad we were all too stupid to take the warning:)  When we tasted the fruit, it initially tasted like it smelled–like old cheese, but the after taste was much better.  It was fruity and almost good.  The problem is, I’m not willing to put up with the grossness to get to the goodness.  Watermelon for me please:)

Yoshie and I enjoying our first taste of durian goodness

Yoshie and I enjoying our first taste of durian goodness

Stil recovering...but enjoying the aftertaste!

Stil recovering...but enjoying the aftertaste!

On Sunday, John, Leo, Eileen and I got tickets to go and see Rogers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella at the Esplenade–a performing arts center in Singapore.  Ironically, it is shaped like a durian:)  The show was wonderful.  I’m assuming it was a traveling Broadway cast (they’re accents all sounded American).  It was like getting a little piece of American culture right in the middle of Southeast Asia.

After the performance we went for dinner a nice little hawker centre by the river that goes through the Central Business District of Singapore.  The purpose:  to try Stingray–a delicacy here.  A little apprehensive at first (heck, we snorkel to look at these things back in the US), I took a bite of the BBQ Stingray.  It was AMAZING. Probably my new favorite seafood–or a close second to crab.  In fact, it tastes very similar to crab just without all of the work.  And the spices used to flavor it are also quite good–a little spicy–but good, nonetheless.  We topped it off with a green lettuce side dish, some fried rice, Malay satay (complete with peanut dipping sauce), and of course, watermelon juice.  I think John had green apple juice this time.  As you all know, you can get any fruit juice you want.  Except durian–I’ve never seen that as an option:)

John and I are celebrating Chinese New Year this year (this weekend!!!!) by going on a cruise to Malaysia and Thailand on none other than Royal Caribbean (in the South China Sea)!  We’re going to miss our Cruise Director (Sharkey) though:)  We each have a four day weekend, so we found it important to celebrate and bring in the Year of the Ox in style!!!  Miss y’all and check back with us soon!

2009 Update

Ni hao 2009!

Whew….it’s been a wild couple of months!  Since we’ve bascially abandoned you for the past month and a half, I figured it was high time we update you all on what’s going on in our lives!

First off–the Malaysia trip back in December.  I (CB) didn’t get to go–John had to go by himself.  (I had to go back to the US about a week early because of the death of my grandfather).  John said that the Malaysian island was beautiful and relaxing.  We’re going to have to go back sometime when we’re both in this part of the world.  He’ll have to tell you all about his trip!

Our trip home to the States was wonderful.  Even though the reason I was home early was a sad one, it was so nice to see family and friends back home.  John and I stuck to Kentucky and Florida this trip (we had limited time and it was our first time back)…but friends everywhere else, expect a call/visit from us next time we’re home:)  We had a great time in KY and FL.  In KY we went to see A Christmas Carol at Actors Theatre, went shopping, and relaxed.  In FL, we went to Sea World, went shopping, and relaxed:)  It was wonderful.

Now that you’ve had the December update, here’s what’s up for us in 2009.

John is enjoying his work at Accenture and is still on a project in Singapore.  He’s meeting lots of wonderful people on the job and learning tons about the consulting and business worlds.

I have started Graduate School at the National University of Singapore.  I’m working on my Masters of Science in Environmental Management–essentially Sustainable Business.  I am the only American and westerner in my class.  My classmates hail from all over Asia:  Sri Lanka, Thailand, Nepal, India, China, Singapore, and Myanmar to name a few.  We’ve had a two week intensive seminar since we’ve been back and since then I’ve had professors from the US (Yale), Great Britain, Ghana (Africa), and Singapore.  It’s been quite an international experience and it has given me a whole new view of sustainable development.  Very cool:)

This year, we are also expecting visits from both of our families and hopefully friends:)  We’ll both be coming back to the US at some point in July and staying until at least Aug.1 for Tyner and Zeke’s wedding:)  We’re also hoping to have some additional travel adventures in while we’re over here–this year, we’re shooting for Thailand, Hong Kong, and Macau.  That could change at the drop of a hat though…who knows?  We may have a few other random adventures in there too.

This is all I have to report right now–I just wanted to give everyone a brief update on our lives.  John and I were talking last night and decided we need to do something crazy soon, so hopefully I’ll be able to write a more interesting blog entry soon:)

We miss you all and hope to see you very soon!!!!  Happy 2009!!!!

John and CB Go to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

In the middle of last week, John and I decided to pay a last minute to visit Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.  KL is the capital city of Malaysia and is about a five hour bus ride from Singapore.  Our goal was to have been in five countries this year and Malaysia makes five:)  Just in time for December!  Even though our trip was last minute, we had quite the adventure…

…our trip started out with us taking a late bus from Singapore slated to arrive in KL in the middle of the night.  This part of the trip was fairly uneventful and actually quite nice–it was a great chance to sleep on the way.  We were greeted in KL not at a bus stop, as we anticipated, but, instead in the middle of the street by a barage of cab drivers all with umbrellas.  They were pressing so hard to get to the door of the bus, that a few of the umbrellas (and those holding them) seemed to be hit by the bus!  After some haggling in the rain, we finally found a cab to take us to our hotel.

The hotel was fabulous…very clean and the staff was extremely courteous.  It reminded me of being back in the southeastern US!  Our room even came equiped with instructions on how to use the toilet.  Check them out:)

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Don't forget to read the instructions:)

The next morning, we woke up and decided to head to the Batu Caves, a limestone cave series about 13 km from KL that serves as a series of Hindu temples that honor Lord Murugan, a Hindu deity.  In fact, the world’s largest statue of Murugan guards the cave at 42 m tall.  It is quite the sight!  We also got some great videos.  They are of some of the rituals we were lucky enough to catch.  One of the videos documents the musicians throughout the ceremony and the other, a Hindu priest (we presume) “feeding” the spear, what we believe is a representation of the God.  If you notice, the statue is holding the same spear.

Me with my coconut in front of the God.

Me with my coconut in front of the God.

John at the bottom of the 272 steps leading to the caves!

John at the bottom of the 272 steps leading to the caves!

The videos of the Hindu rituals, John talking to a duck (it quacked back), John chasing a chicken, a monkey trying to escape from his cage, and a hilarious bar band….will be posted on Facebook until I figure out how to post them on the blog:)

After leaving the cave, we decided to check out “Cave Villa,” a touristy attraction conveniently located next to the caves.  We didn’t know what we were getting ourselves into, but, it was cheap and we thought it would make a good story, so, of course we went.  Our first experience here was feeding the fish.  (We have the video of this). These Koi are much like carp back in the US…they will swim on top of each other (and sometimes out of the water) to get the food they want.  And, they are hilarious to watch.  Check out our video on Facebook:)  Next, we walked into a “Cave of Virtues” which consisted of cave paintings illustrating Hindu proverbs, only half of which had English explanations next to them.  The rest were in Tamil (which, surprise, neither of us speak:)  It was fun trying to figure out exactly what they were trying to illustrate though.  John and I can be very creative.

At the end of this cave was the entrance to another section of the cavern containing a reptile exhibit with over 400 species of frogs, lizards, turtles, and, yes, snakes.  If you know me well, you know that I have an immense fear of snakes.  Or should I say, had?  I come by it honestly, my mother shares the same thoughts.  So, you can imagine my reaction when our sweet Malay tour guide informed us that he had the top four poisonous snakes in the world in his collection.  Keep in mind we’re in the middle of a cave during all of this.  John and I spent some time wandering around the exhibit, admiring the animals (I admired the turtles, mostly), so the guy offered to let us hold some.  Which animal do you think he offered?  Yes, a snake.  As soon as he pulled the Rainbow Soil Snake from it’s home, I took off running towards the tortoises.  I wanted nothing to do with it.  He assured me it was a very gentle, lazy snake and handed it to John.  I did manage to take a few pictures of John with the snake and was relived when the snake was back in its keeper’s hands.  Then, he started to walk toward me and asked me to touch it.  Mustering up all of my courage (I knew this was a fear I needed to conquer) I stuck out my finger and touched it’s slimy body.  Taking a deep breath, I thought I had done well for the day.  Then, the man told me to hold it and John would take my picture.  My heart started racing and I started imagining all of the nightmares I’ve had about snakes over the years.  Then, I decided to take it.  Here is proof:

Mom, you'll never believe this...

Mom, you'll never believe this.

Please notice this smile.  I owe this to twelve years of cheerleading…I can smile through anything.  After holding the snake for what felt like an eternity, the man finally took him back.  I thought it was over.  Oh, no.  The man was so excited that I conquered my fear and that John and I held his animals that he wanted us to hold his pythons.  “Don’t worry,”  he said, “they’re only babies.”  Great.  A baby snake.  We walked to the front of the cave where he found a rubbermaid box.  He reached in and pulled out two pythons.  One for each of us.  John and I love to match–you know that.  But, this is a bit extreme.  You know if I’m saying that, it’s VERY EXTREME:)

Matching snakes.  How sweet.

Matching snakes. How sweet.

John and our friend eating the pythons...

John and our friend eating the pythons...

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Yes, I put a snake around my neck. I still prefer my pearls:)

After our reptile adventure, we went back to the hotel and had a lovely swim.  I was desperate to get the snake off of me:)  That evening, for dinner, we went to a Japanese buffet–all you can eat Sushi and Japanese Hibatchi type food.  We got to eat all of this with a beautiful nighttime view of the Petronas Towers (pictures later on).  It was incredible and we were stuffed.  But, we decided to stop at the hotel bar and check out the band.  This band consisted of four scantily clad girls singing and dancing and one random middle-aged guy in the back with a laptop, keyboard, and a guitar.  We have a video of them singing the Umbrella-ella-ella song.  It’s pretty incredible–check it out on Facebook.  After meeting a random guy from Ireland at the bar and enjoying some good pop music, we retired for the evening…exhausted.

End of day 1.  After a day like this, what could day two possibly have in store?  Plenty.

We woke up the next morning and took off to the Petronas Towers–the tallest twin structures in the world!  They really are spectacular.  We had to pause a few moments to get some pictures.

John with the towers.

John with the towers.

On our way to see the towers, we passed a movie theatre and saw advertisements for “Bolt.”  We’ve been waiting for “Bolt” for a long time and know it’s already out in the States, but in Singapore, it doesn’t come out until this Thursday.  And, to top it all off, it’s coming out in 3D!!!!!  We were thrilled to find out it was already out in KL.  So, we got tickets to go see it in Malaysia:)  The theatre was full of small children screaming and laughing at the silly hamster, dog, and cat but it was really cute.  Also, we wanted to comment on the price of movie food in Malaysia.  We bought a large caramel popcorn (they don’t have regular, two bottles of water, a lemon tea, and some Cadbury chocolates for US$4.50 total.  We were amazed!  A large popcorn alone in the states would cost you more than that.  We were so amazed by the prices we decided in the theatre to include them in our blog.

Then, our culinary highlight of the trip.  We left the movie theatre and decided we wanted to grab a bite to eat.  We scanned the landscape and saw a familiar brand across the mall–it was a Chili’s!  We had been craving Chili’s chips and salsa and food since about September and were so excited to finally find one!  (Matt Kuhn and Elizabeth, you would be proud!).  So, we gorged ourselves and then decided to head out to the Central Market–a local market that sells Malay handicrafts and items imported from all over Southeast Asia.

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He did not want to take this picture:)

Before we left the nice clean mall for a market, we headed to the restroom.  Normally, I wouldn’t include this in a blog entry, but when one receives a bruise while in the restroom, it is worthy of noting.  Evident from the first pictures of this entry, “western toilets” as I now call them are not always the norm over here.  Often, the toilet is just a fancy hole in the ground.  This seems to be particularly popular in Malaysia.  We were in the nicest mall in town and this was the restroom situation.  Well, I went into the stall and everything was fairly uneventful until I started to leave.  The hole is usually raised by two steps from normal ground level.  As you can imagine, the stairs are fairly slippery.  I had on Rainbows (FU people, you know the traction situation on Rainbows–it’s not good!).  As I stepped on the stair, my feet slid out from underneath me and I landed with my backside on the stair.  No worries–I didn’t land in anything gross!  My pride was hurt more than anything else.  I got up and walked out of the bathroom as if nothing had happened.  A few hours later, I noticed a pain on the back of my upper thigh.  I now have a beautiful purple bruise in the shape of a stair (a straight line) across the back of my leg.  It’s a great souvenir from KL.  As soon as I walked out of the bathroom, I doubled over and started laughing.  Once I told John the story, we were both cracking up.  Needless to say, I’ll be more careful next time!

Now, on to the Central Market!  Our cab driver there called himself a “naughty old man cab driver.”  This story can’t be told on the blog (the conversation the cab driver had was a little graphic).  If you’re over 18 and want to know the story, I’ll tell you.  Just ask about the cab driver saying “boom boom.” This story is HILARIOUS.

The Central Market was closing down by the time we got there.  We had just enough time to pick up some Christmas presents and watch a giant rat run from a store front into a restaurant.  We didn’t eat there…no worries:)

On our way to catch the bus back to Singapore we caught another beautiful view of the towers…this time at night.  Check them out!

At night!

At night!

We caught a bus back that was like an airplane, but on the ground.  We had an meal, drink options, and wonderful seats that reclined most of the way back.  We didn’t arrive back in Singapore until about 4am–so this was quite nice!  Especially since today is a work day!!!

That’s it for our KL adventure!  We’re heading back to Malaysia next weekend for a beach weekend, so we’ll be sure to update you on our adventures there!!! Have a wonderful beginning of December!!!

Feet Biting Fish

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  John and I hope you all had a blessed holiday and ate lots of turkey!

I’ll start this entry with our Thanksgiving adventure.  This was my first Thanksgiving away from my old Kentucky home and, ironically, John’s second Thanksgiving in Singapore.  We decided to go out with a few friends on Thanksgiving night, so we rounded a few up and made reservations at the Fullerton Hotel–a downtown hotel that used to be the Singapore post office.  John and I were rushing to get on a bus to get there when we passed a bicycle cab, looked at each other, and asked…why not?  So, we rode in the back of this thing through the busy streets of Singapore.  It was wonderful!

We went to dinner with our friends Kerry and Adrienne–Kerry is from the UK and Adrienne is from South Africa, so this was their first Thanksgiving!  We taught them the American art of pacing oneself at the buffet so as to be able to eat more.  They were pros:)  Fortunately, the buffet did have turkey, dressing, and mashed potatoes.  But, it was advertised as being “a traditional Thanksgiving feast with European and Asian fare.”  Hmmm…I’m glad to know that traditionally, the Europeans and Asians celebrate Thanksgiving:)  Nonetheless, the food was beyond marvelous and we immensely enjoyed our fellowship with our new friends:)

Kerry is a friend I met at a Body Jam aerobics class.  Basically, we met while learning aerobic hip-hop moves.  One of our first outings was about a month ago to Chinatown where we decided to give one of the famous “fish spas” a try.  Basically, the spa has a huge tank of fish with a bench on the side.  You sit on the side and put your feet in the tank with the fish.  The fish swarm at you and start sucking (and nibbling) the dead skin off of your feet.  Luckily for us, this particular spa also had a tank full of fish for your hands suspended above the foot fish tank.  Words cannot describe the feeling of sticking your feet in the tank for the first time.  I took John with me about a week later and captured his expression on film–check the pictures below!  It feels like needles that don’t hurt, tickling, and sucking all at the same time.  And, to top it all off, if your feet are ticklish, that adds to the experience.  Eventually, you get used to it and the fish get all of the skin off so they swim away.  But, as John experimented, he discovered that if you stick your entire leg into the tank, they will also swim up to the rest of your leg and get the dead skin off.  And, as you pull your feet out of the tank, some of the fish like to “hold on”, so you must be careful not to sling them across the spa:)  If you come to Singapore, this is an experience you must have!

In other news, randomly enough, we ended up at the Marine Corps Ball a few weeks ago!  I met a nice woman at my Bible study whose husband works at the Embassy and she invited us to the Ball.  We decided to take her up on it and check it out!  The Marine Corps ceremony was very moving, especially as an American abroad.  When I heard the “Star Spangled Banner” I didn’t realize I hadn’t heard it in over three months.  As much as I’m loving my experience in Singapore, it’s definitely been a crash course in American appreciation.  Life here is fun, but America is definitely home!  Long story short, John and I met lots of very interesting people at the ball, many of which we are still in touch with now.  We had an extraordinary dinner, danced to oldies, and met some fellow expats.  What a night.  And to think, we went on a whim:)

We’re off to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia for the weekend.  Look for an update sometime soon!  We’re taking overnight buses there and back, so I’m sure we’ll have stories!

We miss you all very much and since Thanksgiving is over now, I can say it….MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!:)

Lemur Attacks

Dear Blog Readers,

It’s been a while.  We’ll try to be better–we promise!

Today, I have a funny story to tell pertaining to our second zoo experience.  We decided to go back to the zoo to finish exploring the sections we didn’t get to our first time.  It was definitely worth the trip:)  I even went into the snake enclosure–mom, you would have been proud.  For those of you who don’t know, I despise snakes to the point that if I even see one, I will probably freak out.  But, John dragged me into the “reptile experience” where the animals are allowed free roam.  The sign on the door promised snakes, but luckily, I didn’t see any.  But, John did think it was hilarious to make hissing noises and tickle the back of my neck.  So not funny.

After the reptile enclosure, we ventured into yet another enclosure with rainforest animals.  Before it became the concrete jungle, Singapore itself was a tropical rainforest.  Just one degree north or the equator and humid as you could possibly imagine, it still feels very much like one.  Anyhow, we walked through the enclosure and decided to pet some unidentified animal.  I’ve gotten much braver since moving over here:)

Petting the sweet random animal

Petting the sweet random animal

The petting of the random animal was probably the most tame thing that happened inside that enclosure.  As we ventured further, we discovered that, much to our delight, it was time to feed the lemurs!  If you’re like us, when you see a lemur, you’re first thoughts are “I like to move it move it” from the movie “Madagascar.”  So, we started singing the song and dancing towards the lemurs only to discover they were about twenty times more hyper than we were.  Hard to imagine.  They were jumping from branch to branch, wrestling each other, and swiping food from the zoo keeper.  Then, John decided to try to take some upclose pictures of these insane animals.  He was standing about a foot from the lemur getting some incredible shots, when all of the sudden, the lemur lept at him and landed on his arm!!!!  Luckily, it pushed off and decided to attack another lemur, so we were safe:)  Thank goodness–you never know how lemur attacks are going to end!

Last night, we saw “Madagascar 2” and appreciated the personalities of King Julien, Mauriece, and Mort after our run in with the dear lemurs.  Here are a few pictures of us with these cool creatures!

So, our zoo adventure was awesome.  Like I’ve said in previous entries, it’s cool to see animals in the zoo that I’ve never seen before.  Because we’re in a different part of the world, I guess the pickin’ are good:)

More to come later…stay tuned!

John and CB Go to Indonesia

Many apologies for the lack of recent entries.

Last Wednesday was the holiday Hari Raya–the Malay New Year.  Since it’s a public holiday in Singapore–and no one works on public holidays–John and I decided to go on an adventure.  To Indonesia.

I met John at the Singapore cruise center with one small black suitcase and of course, my polka dot tote bag.  We were ready for action.  You can see Indonesia off the southern coast of Singapore, so it’s not a distant journey.  In fact, it only took us one hour by ferry to get there.  Our trip was very easy.  We got off the fairy, immediately caught a cab, and went to our hotel.  The Novotel Batam.  As we approached the hotel, we were stopped by the security guards.  They checked in the trunk of the car and then used a mirror at the end of a long pole to check underneath the car.  I thought they were looking for stow away people (how that would have worked, I’m not quite sure).  John later informed me they were checking for bombs.  His suspicions were confirmed when we had to pass through a metal detector to enter the hotel.  At least we knew we were safe. We were in for the night.

The next morning, we woke up and discovered that the restaurant was serving a buffet breakfast–complete with Western dishes!  We hadn’t had a western breakfast since we moved to Asia–we were thrilled!  There were eggs, pancakes, donuts–all things we didn’t realize we love until we didn’t have them!

After breakfast, we were off to explore the town.  First, we walked to  Harbourbay Centre, what was supposedly a busy tourist hub.  When we arrived, everything was closed for the holiday.  We were anticipating lots of delicous seafood (my cab driver on the way to the cruise centre in Singapore had recommended it), but came up empty handed.  Instead, we stood at the edge of the dock and looked out over the water.  The amount of pollution was unbelieveable.  The rocky shore was peppered with cans, wrappers, and plastic bags.  It looked nothing like postcard perfect southest Asia.  We then looked up and saw a very interesting sight–very nice houses in the background, with poverty in their front yards.  It was a stark contrast.  John and I couldn’t help but want to solve all of the world’s problems right then and there.  This was a moment I’ll never forget.  Moments like these make me thankful we’ve made this journey to Asia.

After taking in the scene, we looked to the left and saw an incredible structure–a cruise ship on land.  Actually, it was a hotel designed to look like a cruise ship.  It was so cool, we decided to have lunch there.

After lunch, we went to the Nagoya Hill Shopping Centre (we thought of you Caroline and Matt!)  Nagoya is a Japanese name that was given to the area when the Japanese took it over during the Second World War.  The shopping centre was very different the malls in Singapore.  Pirated purses, electronics, and other items were everywhere.  In fact, I found a “Burberry” purse that was priced at 500,000 rupiahs (about 50 US dollars).  Keep in mind, all of the prices are extremely negociable.  John was comparing this mall to some of the malls he had visited in China and assured me that the salespeople would claim the bags were real.  So, of course, he tested them.  When he asked the sales lady if they were real, she laughed in his face and, before giving him an answer, went to tell her friend who promptly came up to John and began laughing also.  You could see the “stupid American” look in their eyes.  It was HILARIOUS!!!!  John was a bit defeated in his quest but glad that the sales people were honest.

We had a very interesting and educational experience during our twenty-four hours in Indonesia.  I have never felt so white in my entire life.  Nor, have I ever been the ONLY white person in an entire mall (with the exception of John).  People were saying hello to us, just to speak to us.  One kid even pointed to us and said, “Look Mom!  White people!”  Almost as surprising was how willing they were to be our “taxi service.”  We were warned by the Customs Officials at the ferry centre not to get into any cars but taxis.  I was thinking to myself…uh…ok…it’s like the whole “don’t talk to strangers” bit you get in the first grade.  Boy, was I wrong.  As we walked down the sidewalk, at least half of the cars had drivers hanging out the window to see if we wanted rides and the passengers already had the back doors open.  It was quite the sight.  Also, about half of the vehicles on the road with motorcycles.  Many of them with four people.  Including two children without helmets.  You know how I feel about that one.

I’ll leave you for the day with one final anecdote–our trip back to Singapore.  We boarded the ferry at the ferry centre as per usual.  We were on the upperdeck, enjoying the night view of the Singapore skyline and the wonderful ocean breeze.  All of a sudden, we saw blue lights behind us.  Yes, our ferry got pulled over by the Singapore Ocean Police.  The engines suddenly cut off and the police boat docked with ours.  On came two policemen who forced their way into the Captains’ quarters.  We had no idea what they were looking for or when we would finally get back underway.  The ocean was dark and all we could see were the lights of the city in the distance and a few cargo ships anchored at sea.  More police came on and let themselves into the front room of the boat.  What could they be looking for?  In Singapore, the penalty for drug trafficking is death, so this could have been a pretty intense search and seizure.  After about ten minutes, the blue lights turned off and we were on our way back to the city.  The police boat left without incident.  It was an interesting end to an interesting trip.

We can’t wait to get back to Indonesia and hopefully try out some of the beaches it’s famous for.  But, Batam was a great experience.  We wouldn’t trade it for the world.

More adventures coming soon!

Cats Without Tails?

No….I didn’t eat a cat’s tail.  Don’t get excited.  Well, at least knowingly, I didn’t;).  We’re just wondering where all of the cats’ tails have gone.  Mostly because they’re not on the cats.

John and I had been here for only a few short days when we began to notice this strange phenomenon.  Unfortunately, we haven’t been able to capture the tailess cats on film.  As you can imagine, they are a bit skittish.  And, we forget our camera quite a bit.

Perplexed by these felines, John and I decided to investigate.  We surveyed our Singaporean friends asking them one simple question:  “why do many of the cats in Singapore not have tails.”  They are responded as if they were surprised that we noticed these cats and then asked if the cats in the US were like this.  The only tailless cats I can recall having seen in the US are stray cats that have gotten into fights and lost.  Or barely won.  Anyway, our friends had no idea why some cats here have tails and some cats don’t.  So we went to a wise source where anyone in their twenties would go to find answers life’s perplexing questions…

…Google.  To our dismay and befuddlement, Google did not have the answer.  Instead, it had a listing of possible reasons Indonesian cats don’t have tails.  You can see Indonesia from the shores of Singapore so I figured some of the reasons had to be the same…right?  Wait until you see these.

  1. Because the evil people of Indonesia cut them off. For fun.
  2. It’s a genetic defect caused by inbreeding.
  3. Because the weird people of Jakarta cut them off. For aesthetic purposes.
  4. Because they fall asleep on the roads and cars run over their tails.
  5. The large number of strays leads to large numbers of particularly vicious catfights, in which tails are lost.
  6. The maid shut the door on their tail.
  7. Children put elastic bands around their tails when they were kittens.
  8. Jakarta’s monster rats prey on stray kittens, preferring the tail as a delicacy.
  9. An ancient queen put her wedding ring around her cat’s tail for some unknown (but presumably tragic) reason. All Indonesian cats are descended from this regal (but truncated) feline. This story can be eliminated due to Lamarckian evolution being disproved in the 19th century.
  10. They want to be as cool as Hello Kitty, who has a tiny stub tail.

The only other story I found was from Malaysian folklore.  I could find no scientific research.  Maybe it’s just a species of bobtail cat.  I’m sure they have that in Malaysia (the other country you can see from the Singapore shore).  The tail length is so varied, that on “Lost Cat” posters, “tail length” is a point of identification.  Our dilemma really is quite frustrating!

As soon as we discover the answer to our cat cunumdrum, we’ll be sure to let you all know!  For now, I’m off to give the apartment a good cleaning and to by some milk (not from China, I assure you).  I start my new job tomorrow and I want to be fresh and ready to take on the world.  Or, at least Singapore.

Until next time…we miss you!!!!